>I’m quite frankly amazed that my three mullet rule remained unbroken this weekend.
I was fairly confident that my cousin’s wedding would be a mullet-free zone. It was.
I wasn’t as sure about the riverboat casino. (I didn’t see any, but I wasn’t searching for them at that point.)
Walking in to one of E’ville’s gay bars, I figured that I wouldn’t be able to stay for long. Fortunately, I didn’t see even one mullet.
I have amended the rule to include:
2 trucker hats = 1 mullet
In case you were uncertain, 3 mullets = MJ is outta there.