>She’s preggers, but not your mommy.

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I wish I would have been there for this one:

I was told to get out of the way by this woman who kept calling me mommy. I think she was about 600 years old, so there is no way I could be her mommy. I also didn’t give birth to the dog, so I think she may have been smoking something.

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