>Anyone have a theory on why green dresses are cruel?

If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

I’d buy you a green dress

(But not a real green dress, that’s cruel)

And if I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

I’d buy you some art

(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

I’d buy you a monkey

(Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)

– If I had $1,000,000 by Barnaked Ladies (Please note correct use of Premiere on their main page.)

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