>Cancer:

You feel like an unwed Irish mother being abused by the Magdalene Sisters. You’re as disoriented as the 13,000 Bantus who are being relocated to the US from Somalia. Mars is stirring up feelings of confusion and dismay. But you’ll soon learn to leave Catholicism and/or bloodshed behind you. Read self-help books until you feel better. A few rounds of Chicken Soup for the Soul or Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff will help you to channel your rage in a more productive direction – say, at wimpy self-help authors.

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